You know you are fat when…

1 Aug
That's some PHAT FAT!

That's some PHAT FAT!

You know you are fat when your back touches your back.
You know you are fat when your belt buckle comfortably settles in the cozy belly nook created by your excess fat.
You know you are fat when your body ripples when you slap yourself.
You know you are fat when you are a guy with boobies.
You know you are fat when you can lean against your own belly.
You know you are fat when rolling becomes an easier option than walking.
You know you are fat when you can use your belly as a table.
You know you are fat when you text someone and your index finger presses six letters simultaneously.

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